Human's mind is AMAZING!

Men VS Women: Why women take more time to get ready.

Does this always happen to you too? Yet, they (men) love to blame us and accuse us for being so fussy about look and appearance when we want to go out.

Status lawak tapi berbisa (Bm entry)

Saya ambik ni dari FB. Memang menarik untuk dikongsikan. hehe

Sempena musim UPSR/PMR/SPM, inilah alasan top 5 kalau kantoi exam yang mak ayah confirm tak marah (inspired by memanda menteri):

5) result exam saya masih baik berbanding anak-anak jiran.

4) result exam saya tak membebankan mak/ayah.

3) kalau tak suka result saya, pergi jadi mak/ayah orang lain!

2) mak/ayah kena ubah gaya hidup.

1) result exam saya adalah ketetapan Allah!

Misleading ads.

FIND WORDS TO DESCRIBE YOU.

SO WHICH WORDS DESCRIBE YOU?

MINE WERE ......HAPPY, PATIENT, GENUINE AND PEACEFUL.

Gong Xi Fa Cai & Funny quotes about exercise.

Salam,

GONG XI FA CAI

KONG HEE FAT CHOY

Our teachers from Aspiring Kids Kindy are celebrating Chinese New Year with their beloved family members. I hope that it will be one of the meaningful celebration for them. I myself are actually are not feeling that well. I'm down with flu after everybody else has gotten it last week. I guess it's also a sign for me to have a long rest during this holiday and rejuvenating before the school is opened again.

On another note, I'm sharing these funny and witty quotes here:

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE QUOTES?

Lawak: Petikan kata-kata Ustaz Azhar Idrus (BM entry)

Salam,

Hari ni tak sempat nak taip2 panjang-panjang. Jd saya nak kongsikan kata2 UAI yg mmg terkenal tu.

Sepasang suami isteri sedang berebut remote tv.suami die suke tngk bola...manakala isteri die suka tengok masak2...Gaduh punya gaduh sampai Channel tv asik bertukar-tukar...kejap bola kejap cite masak-masak... bunyi tv tu jadi tak menentu mcm ni..

" satu kilo daging ayam DI TENDANG RONALDO MASUK GOL...5 ulas bawang pu tih BERDIRI OFSIDE....daging di rebus oleh REFREE sampai empuk....masukkan jintan manis dan YELLOW CARD ke dalam periuk..BOLA DIBAWA LALU di rebus separuh masak....GOAL KEEPER ditusuk jadi sate... PENJAGA GARISAN MENGANGKAT BENDERA tanda sate dah masak.... "

*Jiran sebelah: Ape ke bende yg diorang tonton tu...pelik bebenor bunyinya...dunia2. haha :D

Gaining weight = accumulating information?

Salam,

Read this and tell me what do you think about it.

SO.....DO YOU AGREE? HEHE

English spelling spoken in Kelantanese dialect.

Salam,

If you can read and pronounce these words, it means that you can speak Kelantanese dialect. Give it a try. hehe

I'm a mother.

Salam,

I can't really share other things except for a quick update today since I have to proofread something. So, I would like to share something interesting that I found in FB. If you are also a mother, please share your thoughts about the photos.

What's your crying style?

Salam,

Do you still remember what's your crying style when you were small? As for me, I still remember being put outside of the house (just near the front door) by my late mom when I couldn't stop crying. Only when I managed to calm down, my late mom would let me in. Now, I can see that my younger daughter also has the same behaviour. Yup, I realize she inherits it from me. hehe. Now, why don't you check out these photos and choose which one was your crying style.

WARNING: This is just for fun. No further interpretation with these photos.

Euww.....politicians are so disgusting (literally).

Salam,

Initially I want to share some words in English that people always misuse today as Thursday is the day I share some vocabulary. But then I have decided to  to postpone it till next week because I need to cool down today. I lost my temper in class and after the prayer and recitation of Quranic verses, I searched some videos on YOU TUBE.

WARNING: IF YOU ARE EATING WHILE READING THIS, YOU HAVE TO STOP EATING. OTHERWISE YOU MIGHT THROW UP. 

Now, let's see some disgusting politicians. I laughed so  much when I looked at the pictures and videos.

Politician no 1:

 This happened yesterday (in Msia)

Politician no 2:

This happened in UK. (not sure when)

Politician no 3:

This happened in Australia. (Kevin Rudd was the former PM of Australia)

Now, I'm not sure why do they acted like that especially in the parliament. Is it because of the boredom or it's just their bad habit. But picking nose and eating ear wax are totally disgusting act in public. What do you think?

Panik (BM entry)

Salam,
Ini entry pendek je. Tadi tiba-tiba je panik sekejap bila tak faham bahasa apa ada kat "dashboard" blog ni. Rupa-rupanya Fathini dah tertekan bahasa lain masa saya tak perasan. Dia tertekan bahasa Hindi. Habis tertukar dari Bahasa Inggeris ke Hindi. Nasib baik lepas tu boleh tukar balik ke English. Kalau tak "Me jantahu" maksudnya saya tak tahula.

So easy mah!

Salam,

I found this on one of my friend's wall in FB. It's so funny because the person who created the expressions clearly has a very creative mind. Hopefully you'll be able to read from the image below:

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

Body Odour: Some of our scripts.

Salam,

In my workplace, body odour seems to be one of the topic that we always discussed. WHY? Every month we receive a lot of international students from different countries. Most of them come from drier countries. So, it's quite normal for them not to take the bath everyday because they don't really sweat. They don't realize that Malaysia is a very wet and humid country. They are not use to sweat and of course they don't realize that they'll stink when they sweat.

Thus today, we had an interesting chat with our immediate boss regarding this matter. It was just a casual sharing about the topic. At the end we came out with several statements to be used when we deal with B.O. problem:

• "It's very humid here and that's why you sweat a lot. So, please invest on deodorant and take a bath in the morning".
• "Please change your clothes more often. If possible, don't wear the same clothes everyday".
• "We need too reduce this air pollution".
• "Other students have complained about the uninvited smell here. Please do something about it".
• "If you easily sweat, you better do something before it bothers other people".

Some of the statements given were not so tactful. However, we have tried our best to be tactful and in the end they just don't get it. It's hard to be sarcastic as they don't understand sarcasm. My approach is more straight forward. I can be heartless sometimes but it's better to get the message across rather than you have to put up with the stinky smell. Now, my nose is more sensitive than before, I have to blurt out and point at this B.O. problem.

Mama kentut kat mulut! (BM entry)

Salam,

Ini entri pendek hanya untuk berkongsi bagaimana anak2 berfikir. Biasanya anak2 ni kalau kita tak terangkan perkara sebenar, mereka akan buat kesimpulan berdasarkan apa yang mereka tahu. Kalau tak percaya, cuba tanya pada anak2 mengenai perkara2 yg mereka lihat setiapo hari. Kita akan dapat mendengar beberapa perkara menarik dari mereka.

Hari ni saya nak berkongsi cerita ini :-

Saya:     (Burp.....)
Hafizah:  Kenapa mama kentut kat mulut?
Saya:      Bukan kentutla. Mama sendawa.
Hafizah:  Kenapa bunyi mcm kentut?
Saya   :   Sbb  keluar angin tapi sendawa keluar angin kat mulut.
Hafizah:  Kat mulut bukan kentutla?
Saya:      Aah. Namanya sendawa.

Ada lagi beberapa cerita pendek yg lucu dari anak2. Lain kali saya akan kongsikan lagi. Saya pasti anak2 yg lain pun ada mcam-macam cerita lucu jugak kan.

Dan jawapannya teka teki loyar buruk (Malay entry again)

Salam,

Lewat mlm smlm saya ada buat satu entri pasal teka teki loyar buruk. Ada beberapa soalan yg diberikan. Ada yg cuba jawab tak? Nak tahu jawapan sebenar? Tapi kalau dah tahu jawapan nanti jangan pulak cakap jawapan2 tu tak logik sbb mmg tak ikut logik pun. Sebab itulah saya panggil "Teka Teki Loyar Buruk" :P

Jawapan-jawapannya ialah (*dgn iringan bunyi drum untuk muzik berdebar2*)

1-  Makan apa yang buat kita tak kenyang?

 
     Makan apa lagi kalau bukan "Makan Angin". hehe


2- Mangkuk apa yg bodoh?


     Jawapannya bukan mangkuk kaca, mangkuk tingkat, mangkuk tandas tetapi..............    "Mangkuk Ayun".





3- Kaki apa yang tak boleh digunakan untuk berjalan?


    Kaki lembu, kaki ayam semua boleh digunakan untuk berjalan kan. Ni ada satu kaki istimewa ye......."Kaki Bangku".



4- Muka apa yang keras macam batu?



    Mungkin soalan ni senang sikit kot. Kalau ada yg teka "Muka Tembok" maknanya anda bijak2.

Akhir sekali................................................................................................................................................

5- Lidah apa yang tajam dan bergigi?

    Bukan lidah manusia atau lidah binatang tetapi lidah dari pokok. HAa........DAh tahu?
    Kalau ada yg teka daun"Lidah Buaya", maka jawapan itu memang tepat. 10 markah untuk
    ANDA!

Teka Teki Loyar Buruk (Malay entry)

Salam,

Hari ini ada beberapa teka teki yg hendak sy kongsikan di sini untuk menghilangkan tekanan perasaan selepas pent bekerja tak kirala kerja di pejabat atau pun rumah. Saya dapat teka teki ni dari kawan2 di tempat kerja yg bila waktu rehat kami, mcm2 cerita lawak atau teka-teki loyar buruk yg keluar.

1-  Makan apa yang buat kita tak kenyang?

2- Mangkuk apa yg bodoh?

3- Kaki apa yang tak boleh digunakan untuk berjalan?

4- Muka apa yang keras macam batu?

5- Lidah apa yang tajam dan bergigi?

Cubalah teka jawapan2 pada soalan2 tadi. Mintak mahapla sbb tak de hadiah untuk setiap tekaan yg betul. Ni untuk suka2 je. Kalau anda tahu dan bijaksana, sudi-sudikanla jawab yea..........

Esok saya bagi jawapan2nya. Nanti saya tekan "Auto publish" untuk entri jawapan2 teka teki loyar buruk ni.