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Thursday, December 2, 2010

Politically Correct Jargons/Terms- Interesting Eh?

Salam,

Have you ever heard or read somewhere about some politically correct jargons/terms that have been introduced to make some plain words sound better? The word HOUSEWIFE can be changed to DOMESTIC ENGINEER.  The word POLICEMAN OR POLICEWOMAN can be changed to LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER.  Actually I just found this interesting website about some politically correct jargons/terms to be used. The link to the website in http://www.bored.com/pcphrases/

Just in case you can't find the website or you just don't have time to go to the website, I can share some interesting terms here:

Bald - comb-free.
Dishonest - Ethically disoriented.
Drug Addict - Chemically Challenged.
Garbage Man - sanitation engineer.
Gas Station Attendent - petroleum transfer technician.
Having PMS - cyclically challenged.
Pregnant - parasitically oppressed.

There are also some politically correct terms for women. Let's see which one do you agree and which one you that you don't agree:

Her breasts will never sag, they will lose their vertical hold.
She does not get drunk, she is accidentally over served or she becomes verbally dyslexic.
She does not get PMS, she becomes hormonally homicidal.
She does not hate sports on TV, she is athletically biased.
She does not have a great butt, she is gluteus to the maximus.
She does not have a hard body, she is anatomically inflexible.
She does not have a killer body, she is terminally attractive.
She does not have big hair, she is overly aerosoled.
She does not have big hooters, her cups runneth over.
She does not have great cleavage or a great rack, her breasts are centrally located.
She does not have sexy lips, she is collagen dependent.
She does not shave her legs, she experiences temporary stubble reduction.
She does not shop too much, she is overly susceptible to marketing ploys.
She does not snore, she is nasally repetitive.
She does not sun bathe, she experiences solar enhancement.
She does not wear too much makeup, she is cosmetically oversaturated.
She does not work out too much, she is an abdominal overachiever.
She does not: Get Drunk, She becomes Verbally Dyslexic
She is not a bad cook, she is microwave compatible.
She is not a bad driver, she is automotively challenged.
She is not A Gossip, She is a Verbal Terminator
She is not a gossip, she is a verbal terminator.
She is not a Perfect 10, she is numerically superior.
She is not cold or frigid, she is thermally incompatible.
She is not easy, she is horizontally accessible.
She is not hooked on soap operas, she is melodramatically fixated.
She is not too skinny, she is skeletally prominent.
She will never gain weight, she will become a metabolic underachiever.
You do not ask her to dance, you request a precoital rhythmic experience.

I KNOW, I KNOW THAT THE LISTS ARE QUITE LONG BUT JUST SCAN THE TERMS THAT YOU AGREE AND YOU CAN TELL ME YOUR OPINION.
    

8 comments:

Diyana Zulkifli said...

transformed domestic engineer? :)

yatie chomeyl said...

tukang sapu = floor engineer jugop hehe

isabelle said...

ehehehe.asal terms yg mengcover niat sebenar wanita je, saya stuju la...

transformed housewife said...

Diyana- that's right! I should again change this blog to "Transformed Domestic Engineer. hehe

transformed housewife said...

Tie- yup. bulih jugok tu.

transformed housewife said...

Belle- boleh guna mana2 yg berkenan. hehe

kakyong said...

sangat menarik.. kena bookmark website tu... ;)
thanks for sharing...

Hanz said...

menarik posting ni. :)